Iconoclast David Nicolas Banned From Tesco! ~ Tesco-Complaint

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Iconoclast David Nicolas Banned From Tesco!

A truly dark event has happened, following the iconoclast David Nicolas' wonderful film reports for Tesco-Complaint which showed Tesco's pitiful lack of customer service, our roving reporter has been banned from every Tesco store in the land (and beyond!). Gloria in excelsis deo!

David Nicolas writes: "Today, I took the computer back that I bought when filming 'Tesco's the Movie', as it was not to the described specification. Double click here for movie:-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNJ5JPBVWd0

For the crime of openly filming with a camera (such as can be bought in Tesco's or as is on any mobile phone), I was presented with this pre-prepared 'banning order' by the 'duty manager':

What a result.... the first iconoclast in the U.K. to be banned from every Tesco shop and store :)..... unless you know differently?

David says 'A wonderful result, I was only too pleased to do my shopping in the lovely local town of Shoreham-by-sea' where I got British food from the Co-op, Organic potatoes and fluoride free toothpaste from 'The Healing Light', a coffee at 'Angels Bar '... (and a chat with a beautiful manageress), and a hair cut at the barbers next door... Wonderful! I also bought a nice video in the Dogs Trust Charity shop (for 50p)... and best of all 'The Guardian' newspaper which has actually published some truth, which the metropolitan police and the Attorney General spent last night trying to ban :)

What a wonderful morning.... all thanks to being banned from Tesco's.

Thank you so much.

David was also reminded of the old Kenneth Williams line 'Infamy! Infamy!.... they've all got it infamy!' :) as Tesco's Security Staff spread around the car park of the Holmbush Centre to observe David re-parking and shopping in Marks and Spencers."

Fear not David for the law on trespass is on your side and if you were to enter a Tesco store and film or shop Tesco would need to do the following in order to sue you:

  1. Establish you are/were indeed David Nicolas
  2. Establish your home address or place of business
  3. Establish what damages they have suffered by your trespass (likely NIL)
There is no criminal offence of trespass and to state one can be prosecuted for trespass is an untruth at law. Don't worry David, this banning order's threats are as empty as Tesco's apologies and promises over it's filthy fuel.

The great news is David is not banned from the Cheshunt Head Office so we look forward to some lovely film footage of the Terence!

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good, you got what was coming to you, cant just go around fliming people without there permission, you wouldnt like it if it happened to you?

Anonymous said...

Actually you can just go around filming people without their permission. It's perfectly lawful. Didn't you know that?

Anonymous said...

Not on private property :P

TM said...

He also captured children under 16 on his film which is not allowed without permission from parents. You can only film in a public place. Tesco is private.

He was not "openly filming", but had a small camera hung around his neck with a lanyard. It wouldn't have been obvious at all.

I think it will be quite easy to prove it were David Nicolas and find his address.

Anonymous said...

I expect he'll put his efforts into being banned from somewhere else before the end of 2007.

Whatever makes him happy!

Anonymous said...

This must be the worlds saddest blog!

Anonymous said...

Alleuia!! There is a God! We are well on the way to systematically banning all of these poor excuses for 'customers', it makes me very happy indeed. RESULT!!!

Al said...

Good, I'm glad to hear you've been banned.

Perhaps now you can move on with your little life.

TM said...

I think it is fair to say that no one likes David Nicolas!!!

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Anonymous said...

How can you consider someone who makes pettiness an art a legend?

Anonymous said...

he is an iconoclast dont ya know it!

Anonymous said...

how hypocritical, tesco film all their customers in and outside the store but a customer cant film back!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Alleuia!! (sic) There is a God! We are well on the way to systematically banning all of these poor excuses for 'customers', it makes me very happy indeed. RESULT!!! "

Hilarious. You think you can work in retail without customers?

TM said...

"....how hypocritical, tesco film all their customers in and outside the store but a customer cant film back!...."

Tesco have clear signage about CCTV and they do not post it on youtube!

Al said...

Exactly, CCTV images are hardly ever put on public display. They have notices regarding the CCTV by the entrances and by entering the store you are agreeing to be filmed by them.

The staff and other customers in this sad little man's videos did not give their permission to be filmed and they definitely did not give permission for that video to be released publically.

Anonymous said...

"Hilarious. You think you can work in retail without customers? "

I don't he said all. Just the twats!

Tesco Security said...

hello mr nicolas
a question why do you film without asking a persons permission.
i was watching you the day you were baned from the store and watched as you tryed to sneak out your mobile phone and film the manager with your camara .
not nice is it ?.
do you think that you need the camara as some kind of shield?
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING !

Anonymous said...

Actually though, I think a film of him getting banned would have been something most people would have liked to watch!

Preferably not one filmed by him though.

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